wildersage
it's all been forgiven

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

sabertoothwalrus
"clown on vacation" vibes

I like zukka as a ship but I cannot go into the tags for content about it. why is everyone so insistent on making zuko a little femboy. so many people just see a long haired man regardless of culture/time period and call him femme. And they make sokka hypermasculine like hello????? he’s so fucking flamboyant ?? he wrote poetry, loved arts and crafts, wore a gay little purse, and did DRAG. in CANON. In a modern setting sokka would fix your car and then say SLAYYY do a death drop

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bitches be sucking farts there

Curious about CO being skunk? So am I. I went deeper and broke CO down to counties. Arapahoe County is the only one to be mostly Skunk. The data has, for some reason, Arapahoe getting 100s of "Skunk furry" searches a month which, on a state level, is more than the others. pic.twitter.com/War8zodpWO  — Riley RiRi Winters (@Horsefur1) November 11, 2020

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

killyfromblame
maybe on earth, maybe in the future

Communicating with my cat is so crazy, it’s like, you watch my back for predators when I sleep. You meow only because you know that I vocalize often, but the words I use are nothing to you unless they’re associated with things relevant to your little baby life (food, for example). You slow blink at me because you feel safe with me. You point your ass at my face, indicating that you trust me to watch your back for predators, because you feel safe with me. You sit in my lap and sleep pressed against my side because you need to warm yourself up, and you trust me to warm you. I know this because I have access to information. If I didn’t, these things would be weird to me. I call you Lulu, but you don’t need a name for me; you have your senses to identify me. You smell me to identify me. You nuzzle me with your head to mark me as family with your scent. We ARE family. You are both the baby I feed and the elderly little lady who watches over me. It’s a very special and pure interspecies bond. I have a concept of “love” that is metaphysical, conceptual; you have an instinctual bond to those that you “trust” to help you survive (and that you, in turn, help to survive). You DO aid my survival on an emotional level that you can’t possibly understand, because you try to aid me on the physical level that comes naturally to you. Who said survival of the fittest has no room for love? We share the pure love of deep friendship because you and I must survive. My creature, Lulu, my best friend. My stinky.

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I wish my cat could read cause I really want to show him this

fruitrollup
happy saturday be silly

was talking with gwen yesterday and she was like “yeah leonard nimoy’s cool. it’s cool that he’s gay” and i was like “he’s not gay. i also thought he was gay but he was just nice. you’re thinking of patrick stewart” and she was like “he’s not gay you’re thinking of stanley tucci” and i, thinking of steve busciemi, said “FROM SPY KIDS?” anyway just checked and none of these people are gay apparently. thanks for reading 

posts that make people say “stanley tucci IS gay, lol” and then google it and reblog again with “oh, huh. nvm” 

Everyone here is thinking of Ian McKellen

imlizy
Extremely good at what it’s supposed to do...

i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

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such base indulgences are beneath me

now if youll excuse me. back to meating off.

witchern
#WGAStrong

Picket sign reads: "Give up just ONE yacht"ALT
Two picket signs. The one on the left reads: "Can we make this contract more accessible to a wider audience?" The one on the right reads: "My edible just kicked in, I'll do this ALL NIGHT"ALT
Picket sign reads: "My neck, my back, we need a fair contract"ALT
Picket sign reads: "Pay your writers or we'll spoil Succession"ALT
Picket sign reads: "ChatGPT doesn't have childhood trauma"ALT
Picket sign reads: "Int. your ass. My foot enters"ALT
Picket sign reads: "My gay little jokes bought your Tesla"ALT
Picket sign reads: "Stop making writers go outside"ALT
Picket sign reads: "Bad news, studios... 'Not writing' is LITERALLY my favorite thing. I can do this FOREVER"ALT

writers shouldn't need to go on strike – but when we do, we're funny as fuck.

some of my personal faves, taken from a longer twitter thread by jenny yang. learn more about the strike here.

aweega
get corduroy'd

jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today

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herbs to bring to jeff the griller so he can use it as a garnish for his steak. they're bringing it to jeff the iller who is unfortunately not feeling well today

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no......... i shant say.......................

cipheramnesia
The following is based on true events...

Celery, the real issues

Hate the stringy texture, but like the taste enough to ignore it.

Hate the stringy texture so much, can't ignore it for anything.

Hate the taste and the stringy texture.

Hate the taste, love the stringy texture enough to ignore it.

Hate the taste so much, can't ignore it for anything.

Wanna see the results, maybe reblog idk.

See Results

I assert that celery texture is the worst thing of all time because of how stringy it is and we should stop worrying about the taste because of how disgusting the celery strings are. But will I get ratioed?

Forget everyone else, I respect YOU

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@cipheramnesia I need an “other” option. I hate the strings but love celery, so I’ll bite the strings out and then eat my celery stringless.

Every single hair on my arms and neck stood on end at the idea of removing the celery strings with teeth.